I swear. It’s not my fault! It’s all that skanky bitch Faith Bowie’s. You know her, big Grace Jones lips on a tiny midget head. Pure sex.
Anyhoo, that’s me! In my beautiful Pierrot costume I’ve been slaving and sewing on for the past week. Complete with detachable, amazing collar of Pierrot Doom!
Nope! This isn’t a rant about Labels for humans. Gay, Straight, Punk, Preppie - Passe!
It’s about the wild world of Labels! Which, admittedly, while not wild, labels are a good thing. At least when it comes to labeling objects. Wine Labels, Box Labels, Food Labels, they’ve got ‘em all at LabelWorldUSA.com. All sorts of Custom Labels to fit your needs. (although it’s more for large orders, not just a few to stick up around town. Although now that I think of it, how lovely that’d be! Stick up a whole bunch of labels around town advertising myself. Uber Annoying Pop Art!) It’s a lovely site for a lovely company that makes lovely labels - now that’s fun to say. Check ‘em out if you have a need for labels.
I’ve been a-craftin’ away, sos I has! These past two days have been rather productive for me - as I’ve been making hats and other lovely headgear.
The first hat I did, which sadly I messed up on a bit - it’s surprisingly hard figuring out your true headsize and converting that into a head-hole. It’s a crappy record cover hat - with Dolly Parton, Kenny Loggins, and Slim Whitman. It’s really odd, and I love it, even though it’s very hard to wear.
The second piece, which I sadly don’t have a very good picture of, is a big cactus with Devanagari writing in gold on the front. It’s basically flat, although I got it to curl up a bit. It’s not really a hat - more like a painting that you pin to the side of your head. It’s rather lovely, if I do say so myself.
Today I want to try and make a banana, but I don’t really know how. Oh well, experimentation is fun. Good luck, me.
Boy George was denied a visa. It’s all very sad. But on the bright side - with him touring next year I’ll actually be able to go to one of the concerts. Hoorah, I say, Hoorah!
Depending on how far we’ll have to travel. (probably me, and my sister.) We’ll probably have to rent a car. Sounds like the most exciting thing ever, right? Anyhoo. In the past, during our trip to San Diego, we rented with Advantage. And they were lovely back then, as I’m sure they are now. Advantage car rental’s website is chock full of information about the company, as well as scheduling for your rental - the time you pick up, the kind of car, and when you’ll drop it off. They also have all sorts of specials and discounts, including a possible 50% discount on luxury car and convertible rentals.
Maybe I haven’t told you of my newfound obsession with Salvador Dali? I bought a huge book on him - 780 pages - at Border’s on super sale and have fallen completely for the artist. And look! I discovered a quote I couldn’t pass up, so here it be.
In order to acquire a growing and lasting respect in society, it is a good thing, if you possess great talent, to give, early in your youth, a very hard kick to the right shin of the society that you love. After that, be a snob.
Alas, I’m coming into this post without a song stuck it my head! Amazing! A true fete for mankind! Really, it’s not that I’m not listening to music, it’s just that I can’t think of a song about prescription eyeglasses. (although I’m sure Mister Rogers might have done something, I just can’t remember) Anyhoo, there should be a song, a Faith Bowie could sing it of course, about ZenniOptical.com and their amazing deals on stylish glasses and frames. They’re truly brilliant, says I. 8 dollars for a pair of glasses! Not that I wear them, but I know many a person that does, and that’s quite a steal, if I do say so myself. (and obviously I do, since I just said it) To view a video story about them, check out the newschannel’s website to see Zenni on Fox
Yes, I’m still totally stuck on the new Grace Jones song. But whatever, it’s an amazing song to be stuck on. She’s just so beautiful!
But that’s not what I came here to talk about - no, I came to bitch and moan about pretty flowers! ’cause like, everything is in bloom here and it’s really lovely. Lilies galore! Daisies! and now the Zinnias are finally popping up. I love it so much. Unfortunately though, the morning glories we planted don’t seem to be coming along. Which is really sad, them being my favorite flower of all time. But whatever, I can deal. I’ll just not by cheapo shitty brands of seeds next year. And now I’ll leave you with a pretty picture or two! Tata! (click for larger, prettier versions.)
International oddities - sounds like some circus freakshow, yes sirree. But it’s not. No, International Oddities is the world leader in Legal Bud products. Seems a bit cheesy to me, but to each his own - whatever, have fun. Even though I wouldn’t smoke it (because I don’t smoke or drink anything) the site is still rather interesting - I didn’t even know such stuff existed. And I suppose, now that I do, I’ll probably pass it along to a few interested friends (who, if they read this, know who they are and should just click from here, ’cause really I don’t want to take time from my lazy day to re-explain things.). Anyways, that’s not all they have! They have the herbs and stuff you smoke, of course, but they also have tons of other stuff, from rolling papers and all that, to videos with tricks to do with your lighters. They have a catalogue, they have special sales, the shipping prices seem fair (as do the product prices, not that I really know much about that.) And the site all around looks like a really good site for people interested in legal bud and whatnot. Anyhoos, check it out if your interested. Or don’t if you’re not. I suppose it would be a bit controversial to some. But really, who cares if it doesn’t hurt anyone?
Grace Jones’ new song! Do you really need to say anymore? Other than how beautiful, amazing, and brilliant she is, as to be expected, I suppose. I love her, and this is the best song this year, by far. I’m gushing. Gush, Nick, Gush!
I guess I never really thought about it before, but like Drunk Driving, operating a boat under the influence is a really stupid idea. (I suppose that’s putting it lightly, but it works.) Taking Arizona, for instance, 36% (on average) boating deaths a year involve Alcohol. That’s really quite sad. Arizona’s Game and Fish department has set up a nice website with all sorts of information and videos about the dangers of boating under the influence, as well as other information about Boating Education. Boating Operating Under the Influence is a misdemeaner, as well, and obviously a very bad, and stupid thing to do. So to learn more about safety and whatnot, check out their nice website.
